Somebody is using an autotranslater to hilarious effect in this Photoshop resumé (tutorial?).
A few gems:
“… i inject some changes in Hue and Saturation value and sharpness of whimsy to display sediment.”
“Well, here are some instructions on how to grind your whimsy.”
“If you name one’s fiddle with on exaggerated sharpening then diet the impermeability of this layer.”
The whole thing wraps up with this common Photoshop technique:
“To smarmy in default the effect, apart out to Filter – Noise – Median and into a value of 3.”
“I hate blogs. I even hate the word blog. It’s ugly in print and it’s ugly rolling off the tongue. And, as a class, the content in them is just as bad. Simplistic, repetitive, puerile, self-indulgent twaddle that nine times out of 10 I’m almost embarrassed to look at (and I avoid looking as much as possible). A serious waste of bandwidth and a club with which I do not wish to be associated, thank you very much.” —Ctein in the comments at theonlinephotographer.com