Information Contraband » Amusing http://informationcontraband.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:09:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Do a loam from childlike stoolie. http://informationcontraband.com/miscellaneous/do-a-loam-from-childlike-stoolie http://informationcontraband.com/miscellaneous/do-a-loam-from-childlike-stoolie#comments Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:32:00 +0000 Andrew http://informationcontraband.com/?p=413 Somebody is using an autotranslater to hilarious effect in this Photoshop resumé (tutorial?).

A few gems:

“… i inject some changes in Hue and Saturation value and sharpness of whimsy to display sediment.”

“Well, here are some instructions on how to grind your whimsy.”

“If you name one’s fiddle with on exaggerated sharpening then diet the impermeability of this layer.”

The whole thing wraps up with this common Photoshop technique:

“To smarmy in default the effect, apart out to Filter – Noise – Median and into a value of 3.”

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You know who you are.

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I was talking to a friend of mine last night about the pros and cons of social network sites and then ran across this little gem this morning. I’m thinking I don’t need another must-maintain area of my life.

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