Somebody is using an autotranslater to hilarious effect in this Photoshop resumé (tutorial?).
A few gems:
“… i inject some changes in Hue and Saturation value and sharpness of whimsy to display sediment.”
“Well, here are some instructions on how to grind your whimsy.”
“If you name one’s fiddle with on exaggerated sharpening then diet the impermeability of this layer.”
The whole thing wraps up with this common Photoshop technique:
“To smarmy in default the effect, apart out to Filter – Noise – Median and into a value of 3.”